it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.
i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.
eyes too sleepy.
tummy too wiggly.
i don’t want any of this.
Bats illuminated by lightning
THIS IS WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.
This is actually really cool
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
No I fucking LOVE this.
A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow
the contrast is insane
relevant to my interests
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.