lanactrlaltdelrey:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

image

(Source: hercosmiclove, via pizza)

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(Source: urbancatfitters, via retiredjesus)

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

image

(via jillyroth3)

luke-welch:

fire-og:

skatewhore:

rustyness:

He is not Human.

As far as I can work out this actually breaks physics

wut

chad bartie bossing 

luke-welch:

fire-og:

skatewhore:

rustyness:

He is not Human.

As far as I can work out this actually breaks physics

wut

chad bartie bossing 

(via theperpetualstateofskoozin)

(Source: salt4life, via the-endless-0bsession)

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via luckyricochet)

burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

(Source: giantgagofficial, via pizza)

moanx:

awellkept-secret:

lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

I just died

oh my fucking god 

moanx:

awellkept-secret:

lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

I just died

oh my fucking god 

(via fucklifejustparty)