i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
He is not Human.
As far as I can work out this actually breaks physics
chad bartie bossing
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
Too high for this shit
Not even high and this shit is bananas
IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU
I just died
oh my fucking god